16 September 2007

A Sikhtoon Worth Considering


This seems a bit hard to read, so here's what they're saying:
  1. AFTER INDIRIA JI'S ASSASINATION, WE TOOK OUR REVENGE AND BURNT ALIVE A FEW THOUSAND SIKHS AND RAPED THEIR WOMEN.
  2. AS HOME MINISTER I MADE SURE THE MILITARY WAITED IT OUT UNTIL THE MOBS COULD DO THEIR JOB.
  3. DELHI POLICE WANTED A PIECE OF THE ACTION SO WE JOINED THE MOBS AS WELL.
  4. WE PROVIDED THE BLESSINGS OF THE CONGRESS PARTY.
  5. 10 JUDICIAL COMMISSIONS IN 20 YEARS AND YOU THOUGHT WE WERE SERVING JUSTICE. HEY, YOU CAN'T TRY MOST OF THE GUILTY ANYMORE.
  6. ALLTHE PRIME MINISTERS BEFORE ME DID NOT TAKE ANY ACTION, SO WHY THE HELL SHOULD I?
  7. MY APOLOGIES FOR ALL THEIR CRIMES.
  8. WE BURN ALIVE A FEW THOUSANDS SIKHS, GET AWAY WITH IT, AND 21 YEARS LATER GET THIS GUY, A SIKH PRIME MINISTER TO APOLOGISE FOR IT ALL. A FREAKING STROKE A GENIUS. WE ARE TRULY WICKED!
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